* Photo credit to The Closet * It’s just too weird to be reading the last Sweet Valley High book. I must say, I’m impressed with the stamina I showed in reaching my goal. I have done what I set out to do, even if it… Read More »Super Edition: Aftershock
* Photo credit to The Closet * Truly an unfortunate cover for a book titled “Earthquake.” This is just a myriad of recycled covers, none of which depict the title’s event. Some more viable, interesting options would’ve been a totaled Spanish-style split level, a lavaliere… Read More »Super Edition: Earthquake
* Photo credit to The Closet * The twins are in black and white, and the logo is shattered! That’s a sure sign of foreboding. The cover artists couldn’t get a better quality cake from Getty Images? At least they remembered all seventeen candles. Fifteen… Read More »Super Edition: Last Wish
* Photo credit to The Closet * This is Liz and Jess in their “No more pencils, no more books” outfits as they flee their notorious alma mater. Now, I spend much of this blog hating everything Wakefield, but I’m challenging myself to say nothing… Read More »#143 – Party Weekend
* Photo credit to The Closet * It’s the Big Night, y’all! Liz is apparently back in Baby’s arms, smiling and looking lovey with Todd Wilkins again, while Jess looks like she caught a whiff of someone’s booty burp. Why is it impossible for anyone… Read More »#142 – The Big Night
* Photo credit to The Closet * WHAT is going on with Liz’s hairstyle? I’ve seen toddlers with cuter hair. Then again, toddlers’ moms probably do their hair for them but still. What I’m trying to say is that 1) there’s no reason why Liz… Read More »#141 – A Picture-Perfect Prom?
* Photo credit to The Closet * Mmm. Okay, is that Devon Whitelaw or Todd Wilkins, the two boys who are warring for worthless Liz? Whoever it is, I want to pin him down and bite him on his cleft chin. Yum. So what’s the… Read More »#140 – Please Forgive Me
* Photo credit to The Closet * This cover is truly LOL-worthy; this the worst posed fight scene evs. I love how Jessica is so into tearing Devon Whitelaw off Todd Wilkins. She’s really putting her back into it. If I were Devon and saw… Read More »#139 – Elizabeth is Mine
* Photo credit to The Closet * Jess looks like a drunk Beverly Hills mom. Bwa @ Devon Whitelaw. Look how demurely he’s sitting. I can practically see a halo appearing over his head with a magical “ding.” Devon has just enrolled at Sweet Valley… Read More »#138 – What Jessica Wants…
* Photo credit to The Closet * So on this cover, we have the twins standing around looking bitchy while Lila Fowler reads a letter with eyes the size of a Powerpuff Girl’s. Everyone looks like go-go girls. We pick up in this three-part saga… Read More »#137 – Fight Fire with Fire